JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…
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Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…
Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…
Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…
GUNS N’ ROSES Finally Pick Opening Bands So They Can Look Good By Comparison
🚨 BREAKING: GUNS N’ ROSES 2026 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT REVEALED 🚨: AXL ROSE TO UNITE THE NATIONS WITH A LINEUP THAT…
Taylor Swift Struggles to Pick Her Own Best Songs Because Apparently Even She Can’t Keep Up With Her Own Bops
Taylor Swift, in a stunning display of humility (and perhaps a severe case of amnesia), recently appeared on Stephen Colbert’s…
EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…
“FREE ENTRY to LYFE ATL (If You Can Actually Find the RSVP Link Hidden in Their Mysterious Social Media Algorithm)”
EVERY SATURDAY, ATLANTA’S MOST “EXCLUSIVE” PARTY—WHERE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT CRIES BUT YOUR INSTA LOOKS FIRE 🔥 **VIP? TEXT “LYFE” TO…
THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…
Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…