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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe
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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 The legendary post-hardcore band LETLIVE. might, maybe, possibly,…

SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once
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SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic news ever! 🤩 British rock legends SKUNK ANANSIE have just dropped a brand-new remix…

BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
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BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…

WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
Breaking News: Wolfgang Van Halen Still Alive and Talking About His Dad 🤯
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WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…

JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
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JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
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TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…

The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘
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The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Get ready for some face-melting guitar talk and a whole lot of Van Halen love! 🤟‍♂️🎸
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RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…

The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

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