Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Well, well, well, look who’s back to ruin another evening with their perfectly choreographed demon-slaying shenanigans. That’s right, KPop Demon…
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…
Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…
Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…
AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…
Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…
