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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ™„, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ โ€“ Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
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RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ โ€“ Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
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Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, theyโ€™re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seenโ€ฆ well, you know ๐Ÿ’€. Guitarist…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Another reissue? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
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MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right ๐Ÿšฝ), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ โ€“ Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ โ€“ Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is backโ€ฆ or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! ๐Ÿคฃ…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995โ€ฆ Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! ๐Ÿค˜ ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
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TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion๐Ÿšจ ๐ŸŽธSo, apparently, TESLA, those…

DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
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DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…

Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
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Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…

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