DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…
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BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…
Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…
GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…
GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare
BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…
MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!
Oh no, not another marching band competition! 😩 As if the world needed more reasons for high school students to…
SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?
SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…
The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…
POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…