Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Tag: soul
Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…
Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…
Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…