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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…

Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…

Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show
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Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The annual Live at Lagunitas free concert series is helping fans squeeze every bit of goodness out of the end…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
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GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…

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