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ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
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ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…

Janet Jackson Announces Super Exclusive Concert for Like 12 People at Some Rich Persons House Called Sandringham Estate Because Who Needs a Normal Venue Anyway
Breaking News: Janet Jackson is Coming to Town and We're Freaking Out! 🚨💃
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Janet Jackson Announces Super Exclusive Concert for Like 12 People at Some Rich Persons House Called Sandringham Estate Because Who Needs a Normal Venue Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

The queen of pop, Janet Jackson, has just announced an exclusive show at the Sandringham Estate as part of the…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…

Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
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Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…

Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet
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Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle in the history of New Eden, folks! 🚀👽 The next big expansion for…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
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Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
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Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

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