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Tag: Soulslike

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
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Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…

BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The Dark Souls Trilogy Remake: Because You Clearly Didn't Suffer Enough Already 🙄
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BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…

Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
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Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
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Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…

Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In
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Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Oh great, another cash grab disguised as “innovation” in gaming. Buckle up, you degenerates, because Bandai Namco just dropped the…

Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
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Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛‍♂️💔 Code Vein…

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
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Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…

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