Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
Tag: Soulslike
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In
Oh great, another cash grab disguised as “innovation” in gaming. Buckle up, you degenerates, because Bandai Namco just dropped the…
Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛♂️💔 Code Vein…
Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? 🙄 At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…
Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…