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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings
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Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I’ve been a fan of FromSoftware games for what feels like an eternity, and I’ve had the pleasure of playing…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist
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Dwayne Johnson Eyes Music Career With Soul And Country Twist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dwayne Johnson wants you to hear what he is cooking up in the studio. In a new interview with Rolling…

Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
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Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
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New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

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