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Tag: Space

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
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Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart

FinnAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…

Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
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Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
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NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…

Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…

1 Hour of Dark Ambient for Deep Space Immersion 🎧🚀
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1 Hour of Dark Ambient for Deep Space Immersion 🎧🚀

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2025

Immerse yourself in the silent void of Mars ⏳, where time itself has stopped. This one-hour journey, set to the…

Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
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Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…

Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
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Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
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Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…

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