‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…
Tag: Space
ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…
EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)
Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…
FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…