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Tag: Space

Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026July 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
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Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
Breaking News: William Shatner to Unleash Heavy Metal Chaos on the World, Because Why Not? 🤯
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William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now

FinnJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

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