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Tag: Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
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Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…

Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
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Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
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Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…

Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead

FinnMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Spider-Man is back, and this time he’s got a brand new day to save the world 🌞🕸️!…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

OMG, IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🕷️💥 After what felt like an eternity in Spider-Man: No Way Home limbo, Tom Holland is back…

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