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Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
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Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
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Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible story of a Georgia teacher who saved a young girl from…

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
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Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
College Football: The Religion of the Gridiron 🏈
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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…

FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
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FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…

Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!
Oh, Look! Another Film About Rich Men Arguing Over Nothing!
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Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Football, the beautiful game where overpaid athletes chase a ball for 90 minutes while the rest of us pretend it…

3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…

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