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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
College Football: The Religion of the Gridiron 🏈
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EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

In most states, College Football is not just a sport, it’s a full-blown religion 🙏. When the churches open on…

FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
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FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…

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Geniuses Put Wheels on Boxes and Call it a Sport in LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Red Bull Soapbox Race Los Angeles 🚀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Events

Partir vers les Bahamas pour du soleil des plages et des ouragans imprévus

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Wed 06 May 2026: Bahamas bound? 🚣‍♀️ Luc Bernuy’s got the deets! 📚 At Maison du loisir et du sport,…

Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!
Oh, Look! Another Film About Rich Men Arguing Over Nothing!
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Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Football, the beautiful game where overpaid athletes chase a ball for 90 minutes while the rest of us pretend it…

3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Hold Onto Your Joy-Cons, Indie Lovers—Nintendo’s Got Another Showcase Tomorrow!
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe
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Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…

Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…

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