Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Tag: Sport
BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…
MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…
Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…
DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…
“‘The Smashing Machine’: Dwayne Johnson Unrecognizable! Hilarious Set Stories Revealed! 😂
Hey folks, grab your popcorn and hold on tight, because we’ve got a blockbuster scoop straight from Hollywood! Dwayne “The…
OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…
Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…