Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…
Tag: Sports
METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…
Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! ðð The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…
Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…
Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…
Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…
gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment â Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! ðĪŠ Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…
The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! ðĪŠ Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! ðī Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…