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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…

Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not
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Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a vehicle drove onto a field during a soccer game…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
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Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
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Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

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