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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
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Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
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Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

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