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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington
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Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama on the House floor, and let me tell you,…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
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Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…

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