‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
Tag: Star Trek
Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
OMG! 💄 Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? 🙄 Robby the Robot?…
Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour
OMG! 🙄 Some geriatric rockers calling themselves STYX (yes, like the river in Hades, because their music is basically eternal…
Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…