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Tag: Star Wars

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

FinnApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘€ The new trailer for…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…

Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
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Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Warsโ€ฆ or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
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John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far awayโ€”or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies โ€” Prepare Your Wallets
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Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy โ€” or, at least, that’s what…

This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for โ€˜Star Warsโ€™โ€” Or Else Weโ€™re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for โ€˜Star Warsโ€™โ€” Or Else Weโ€™re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake โ€˜Still In Development,โ€™ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer โ€” Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
Star Wars: KOTOR Remake Still in Development, Apparently
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake โ€˜Still In Development,โ€™ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer โ€” Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…

A โ€˜Game of Thronesโ€™ Movie Is in the Works โ€” Because Clearly, We Havenโ€™t Suffered Enough Yet
Oh, look, it's Hollywood's favorite cash cow trotting out yet another way to print money! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’ฐ
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A โ€˜Game of Thronesโ€™ Movie Is in the Works โ€” Because Clearly, We Havenโ€™t Suffered Enough Yet

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer โ€” Because One Wasnโ€™t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer โ€” Because One Wasnโ€™t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, theyโ€™re just really bad at staying fallen.…

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