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Tag: Star Wars
Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!
Disney+ Unleashes the Hype Train for Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Because Apparently We Needed More Sith Drama Oh…
Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!
Oh no, not another Switch censorship controversy! 🎮❌ The internet is ablaze with hot takes after AdHoc Studio’s Dispatch launched…
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…
He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…
The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…
The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…
John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…