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Tag: Steven Tyler

Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? πŸ™„ Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? πŸ˜‚ Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For
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Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

CLOSE ENEMIES – the supergroup nobody asked for, featuring Tom Hamilton (AEROSMITH, or what’s left of it), Tony Brock (THE…

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

Liv Tyler’s OMG 🀯 Daddy-Daughter Reveal at Aerosmith Concert Will Make You Cringe πŸ˜‚ (Spoiler: It’s Steven Tyler! 🀘)
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Liv Tyler’s OMG 🀯 Daddy-Daughter Reveal at Aerosmith Concert Will Make You Cringe πŸ˜‚ (Spoiler: It’s Steven Tyler! 🀘)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 17, 2025

So, little Liv Tyler, future elf princess and general ethereal being, was rocking out at an Aerosmith concert, blissfully unaware…

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