Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last thing Jim Henson touched before becoming a celestial puppeteer, is shutting down at Walt Disney World. 😭 But don’t worry, Disney threw them a bone: The Muppets are taking over the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster! 🎉 As if that’s a fair trade. I mean, who needs 3D when you can have G-force, amirite? 🤣
So, get this: They’re re-skinning the Aerosmith ride, because apparently, Steven Tyler’s screams aren’t annoying enough. The new ride, set to debut in 2026 (as if we’ll all still be alive by then 💀), will feature the Electric Mayhem band. Because what the world needs is more Animal drumming in your face. 🥁 Disney Parks Blog (bless their corporate hearts ❤️) gave us a “first look” at the coaster, and surprise, surprise, it looks exactly the same, except with Muppets instead of aging rockers. I can already hear the internet debates: “Is Janice basically Liv Tyler with more hair?” 🤔
According to the blog, we’ll get “VIP passes” (as if anyone cares about being a VIP at a theme park 👑), and we’ll be welcomed into the recording studio where the Electric Mayhem is “cranking out some seriously rocking tunes.” 🎶 (Spoiler alert: It’ll be elevator music disguised as rock.) And get this: the audio engineers are ALL PENGUINS. 🐧🐧🐧 Because nothing screams “audio engineering” like flightless birds. Scooter will be there, trying to wrangle the band because apparently, the Muppets are as unreliable as my ex. 🙄 Will they make it to the concert on time? Who cares! 🤷♀️
They even released a second concept art piece, and hold on to your hats, folks, because it’s revolutionary: It’s the same entrance, but with new colors and Muppets branding! 🎨🤯 Groundbreaking stuff, Disney. Absolutely groundbreaking. It’s like they’re not even trying. 😴
The blog post also promises that Muppet Labs (because science!) and a “very fast limousine” (because subtlety!) will take us on a “twisting, turning, and screamingly fun road trip” (because clichés!) across Hollywood. And of course, the scenery will have a “Muppet twist” (because… reasons?). 🤷♀️
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
