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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
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Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…

Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

Supreme Court’s Climate Case Heats Up Around Clarence Thomas
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Supreme Court’s Climate Case Heats Up Around Clarence Thomas

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court case, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
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GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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