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Tag: Stranger Things

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
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Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…

Stranger Things: Welcome To The Hellfire Club Summons Nerds To Roll Dice And Avoid Sunlight
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Stranger Things: Welcome To The Hellfire Club Summons Nerds To Roll Dice And Avoid Sunlight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Vecna, another cash grab! Stranger Things, that show everyone *totally* still cares about, is teaming up with Dungeons…

Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
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Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…

‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…

Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
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Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh great, another Spider-Man movie 🙄. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…

Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse
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Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

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