Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…
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Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…
Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…
Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…