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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder
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Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tampa International Airport is going to privatize most of its Transportation…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
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Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
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Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…

GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…

Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant
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Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Wisconsin judge, Hannah Dugan, who just got fined $5,000 for helping…

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