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Breaking: Trump Admin Scraps “Bovino Bullsh*t,” Replaces it With Homan’s “Normal” ICE Playbook In a shocking turn of events that…
The Battle of the Alamo – Where Texas settlers, including some “undocumented” Americans, decided to pick a fight with Mexico.…
🎨 Social Media for Arts Orgs: Because Posting Cat Pics Isn’t Cutting It Anymore 🐱 Attention, artsy folks! The Culture…
President Trump Strong-Arms Iran in High-Stakes Nuclear Showdown The world is watching as President Donald J. Trump stands firm against…
In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…
Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…
Oh look, another “massive update” — Episode 2 for Highguard drops faster than my motivation to finish a Wordle streak.Just…
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
Breaking News: Biden Holdovers Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Iran Strategy! In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration’s foreign…
Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…
