Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…
Tag: Strategy
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…
Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…
EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem 💎 from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…
Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…
OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…
Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…
CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…