Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
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Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
Iran Launches Missiles at US-UK Base in Indian Ocean—Proving They Can Hit Water, Too! | CNN Politics
Look Out, Liberals – Iran’s Ballistic Blunder Proves Trump Was Right All Along! Oh, snap! Iran just took a swing…
Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business
Breaking: Your Tax Refund Just Got Wiped Out By Iranian Oil Prices, Thanks Obama So much for that “big, beautiful”…
‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…
Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…
Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…
Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…