Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
Tag: Strategy
On GPS: Is the US About to Pick a Deal or a War with Iran? (Spoiler: It’s Probably Both!)
Breaking News: Biden Holdovers Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Iran Strategy! In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration’s foreign…
Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…
Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…
Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?
Apple Arcade’s February 2026 lineup is here, and it’s like someone raided the discount bin of gaming history while sneaking…
GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington
President Trump: “Tulsi Who? No Clue Why She’s Raiding Ballot Boxes!” In a shocking twist that would make even Nancy…
Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…
Xi Jinping Sees Trump as a Golden Ticket to World Domination, Says China Expert | CNN
Xi Jinping Smells Blood in the Water as Trump Secures Second Term In what can only be described as a…
Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026
Netflix: Now Streaming Games, Because Why Not? Netflix is back at it again, throwing spaghetti at the wall to see…
CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…