Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…
Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #004 The Jackal Research Division has released the results of what experts are calling the largest…
TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…
Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…
Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…
TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…
How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice
Remember the good old times when a video wouldn’t load on your computer, or a game was rendered unplayable during…
Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…
DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…