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In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
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In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
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Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…
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Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅 because Netflix is dragging KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along out of the streaming graveyard and into…