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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
Sony to Remove 551 Movie Titles from PlayStation Libraries, Because Who NeedsPermanent Ownership Anyway?
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PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…

Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
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Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…

Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
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Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First
Groundbreaking 12-year study concludes that streaming platforms have successfully transformed watching movies into a full-time decision-making process.
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Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026June 30, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #004 The Jackal Research Division has released the results of what experts are calling the largest…

TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
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Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

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