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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
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More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
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Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
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Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

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