‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…
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Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama
In a stunning twist that shocked absolutely no one, Warner Bros. Discovery has politely declined Paramount’s $108 billion “generous” offer—citing…
Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…
Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…
LACUNA COIL’s CRISTINA SCABBIA: ‘I Hate Music Made With A.I. Because My Toaster Tried To Remix My Ballads’
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the darkened basements of the internet, Cristina Scabbia of…
FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…
Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…
Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…
I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…