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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
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Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…

Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
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Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…

Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
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Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

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