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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
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Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
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Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

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