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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
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Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

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