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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
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April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…

Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
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Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway

FinnMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…

GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
GeForce NOW Library Expands Like My Aunt's Waistline After Thanksgiving
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GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
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Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…

Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Esports pro teams are no longer just chasing trophies—they’re chasing your attention 24/7 👀
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Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…

‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
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‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…

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