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Tag: Super Bowl

JAY-Z Tapped For 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show
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JAY-Z Tapped For 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

JAY-Z has reportedly chosen the headliner for the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show: himself. Since 2019, the rap mogul has…

MJ’s Iconic Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets New Documentary Treatment
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MJ’s Iconic Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets New Documentary Treatment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Michael Jackson’s legendary 1993 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance is the subject of Spectacle: Michael Jackson at the Super Bowl,…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

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“Zoom Through Love: Where Swiping Right Meets Screen Freezing”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

**Get ready to mingle with fellow Asians in the ad world!** Are you tired of being the only Asian in…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
5 Things: Trump Delivers Another Flawless Day While America Remains Safe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…

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