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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
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Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…

Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Heavy metal supergroup from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds. Featuring Abbath…

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