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Tag: Superheroes

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms
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Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

Marvel has released a new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, because of course they have. As part of D23 and theaters…

Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…

Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…

Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
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Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

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