Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…
Tag: Superheroes
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…
Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…
Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…
Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…