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San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the housing market in San Francisco, and let me tell you, it’s…

Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
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Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech
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Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has decided…

Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
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Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…

Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy
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Publishers desperate for visibilityfuel game discovery frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The world of digital entertainment is a sprawling, ever-expanding landscape, with new titles and experiences sprouting up left and right.…

Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
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Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
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Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
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AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

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