Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
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Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers
Abandoning the treadmill of tedious password resets, gamers and non-gamers alike are witnessing a paradigm shift in the world of…
Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits
Get ready to supersize your gaming experience, because those 65-inch TVs are so last season. I mean, who needs a…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…
Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…