Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…
Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…
White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…