Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
Tag: Tech
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…
Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…