Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet
Get ready for the most epic battle in the history of New Eden, folks! 🚀👽 The next big expansion for…
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…
Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…
California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…