Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! đź‘´ Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
Tag: Technology
150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…
Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…
911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…
CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…
Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…
Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
Oh, honey, listen up! đź’… Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…