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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership
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PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Winter is coming, and so are the gimmicks. Yarbo, a robotics company, has teamed up with the one and only…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly
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Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market turmoil, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
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Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…

xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans
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xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

It’s not every day that a company like xTool comes along, aiming to democratize desktop manufacturing and make it accessible…

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