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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
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America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
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Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
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AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
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NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

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