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Tag: Television

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
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Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026September 7, 2026

Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…

Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…

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