Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…
Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…