Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
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CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…