Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…
Big Pharma’s Slim Pickings in Weight-Loss Ads
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rather interesting exhibition on obesity in London, funded by the pharmaceutical company…
More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…