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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
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New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series
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Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s no secret that Marvel’s live-action TV output has slowed down significantly in the last few years. The early 2020s…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

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