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OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
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OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot
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Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another recasting debacle, Prime Video and Sony Pictures Television are reportedly looking to…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
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Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
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Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…

Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
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Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…

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