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Tag: Tencent

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
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Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
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Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…

Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent
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Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎮 In a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except Everyone with Eyes), Sony and Tencent Have Officially Agreed to…

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