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Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
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Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…

Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
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Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
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James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game
🎥🕹 Producers Are Blown Away by a Pixel Art Game – Now They Want to Make It a Movie
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🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2025March 3, 2025

🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made…

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