Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…
Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…
Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…
PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…
…And Justice for All Terminator Fans 🤖
The Fastest Way to Expose a Fake Metal Fan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…