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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
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Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
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Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
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Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…

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