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Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So
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Fall Arrives Early Because Starbucks Says So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how Starbucks is already rolling out their Pumpkin Spice Latte, and I…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
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Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible story of a Georgia teacher who saved a young girl from…

PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly
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Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Well, it looks like another celebrity has left us far too soon, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

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